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ANGEL VIEW – ON THE MILLENNIUM – written by Tanis Harms
TOPIC: millennium, God’s purpose
SCRIPTURE: Is.2:1-4, 4:2-6, 35:1-10, 60:1-62:12,
. 65:17-25, 66:10-14; Matt.24:29-25:46;
Style: spoof of “The View”: as angels, the panel
. discuss their views on the Millennium
Cast: (3 ANGELS:)
. Caw-wa-Wawa (Barbara Walters-like)
. Yahoo-Precious-Metal (Whoopi Goldberg-like)
. Joyful-Layer (Joy Behar-like)
Set & Props: 3 chairs, table (optional), cue cards
(ANGELS sit in semi-circle primping and getting ready.)
CAW-WA Hah-woh, and wow-come to ow Ang-oh-View Show.
. I’m Caw-wa Wawa, and these are my co-hosts:
YAHOO And I’m Yahoo. Welcome to the show, ya’all.
. So much has happened since last time.
JOYFUL Yes, indeed! The planet earth has begun
. the wedding feast celebrations!
YAHOO Nothing like a thousand-year-long party!
. Say what?
CAW-WA Exact-wy! Things are aw-most back to the way
. they were, back in the Gaw-den of Eden.
JOYFUL Aw-most. I mean, almost. Even the plants
. and crops are flourishing. The entire planet
. has been rejuvenated and renewed.
YAHOO And we can see that the animals are all
. getting along again. I just saw the lions –
. hanging out there with the sheep.
CAW-WA Such a wove-wy sight!
JOYFUL Lovely sight, indeed. 2
YAHOO And the humans – have it way better now, too.
. God has kept His promises to Israel.
. All of their covenants have been fulfilled.
JOYFUL And for the rest of the people,
. there is no more pain during childbirth.
. People are healthier, and living longer.
CAW-WA And getting awong with each oth-ah.
. How about that? I don’t know if we’ve
. w-eawy seen that before.
JOYFUL Only briefly back in the Garden of Eden.
YAHOO They ARE getting along better, aren’t they?
. There hasn’t been any fighting since
. that horrible battle of Armageddon.
JOYFUL Jesus came at the right time and won that war.
. All the raptured Christians– with all us angels-
. all fighting right alongside Jesus.
CAW-WA That batt-ow was fiewce and tewible,
. and I’m so gwad that’s aw ovah.
YAHOO And now with only Christians entering the
. Millennium, we don’t have all that much to do.
. I mean, it’s not like we have to rush around
. and protect people like we did before all this.
. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining.
. It’s nice to get a bit of a break!
CAW-WA We-w, it ce-tainwy helps that Jesus is
. w-ight here, on the eawth. What are
. you-w thoughts on that?
JOYFUL I think it’s so cool that the people can just-
. go right over to see Jesus – face to face.
. They can simply ask Him about everything
. and anything.
YAHOO People could do that before – through prayer,
. and then get the answers by reading the Bible.
. The Bible has every answer to any possible
JOYFUL Although now, Jesus can give very specific
. insights, wisdom and guidance, which address
. all the finer details of all their questions.
CAW-WA This is twue. Vewy twue. What a bwessing!
YAHOO I hear what you’re saying. People really
. don’t have much of an excuse now, if they say
. they don’t understand something.
CAW-WA How about the nation-ow peace amongst aw
. the diffewent countwies?
JOYFUL With Jesus as the perfect judge between
. the nations, as well as with all the people,
. it’s no wonder we are experiencing
. such peaceful times.
YAHOO Well, think about it. Jesus is God.
. God is all-knowing. Of course His judgments
. will be completely fair and honorable.
. So, as the people continue listening
. and seeking out Jesus’ guidance,
. of course we will continue to live in peace.
CAW-WA Too bad this aw won’t w-ast.
JOYFUL Now, why do you have to bring that up?
CAW-WA Because we can’t ignowe the facts.
. We know it won’t w-ast, because the Bi-bow
. says so.
YAHOO That’s right. God has a plan, which
. He has shared with the people before.
. It was all written down in His Word.
. Although, I just don’t get why God is going to
. release Satan after the thousand years is up.
JOYFUL God is just. And He knows what He’s doing.
. Even the people being born into the Millennium,
. throughout these entire thousand years,
. still have the freedom to choose.
YAHOO God is so gracious that way.
. Never forcing His will on anyone’s soul.
CAW-WA We-w, aw those people wi-w have to choose
. whether or not they ah going to fow-ow God.
JOYFUL They have the perfect conditions right now.
. And even THEN, some are silently defiant.
. What do you think about that?
YAHOO I certainly cannot understand that one!
. But then, us angels have already made
. that choice.
JOYFUL Still, after everything we’ve seen Jesus do
. for the people, you’d think it would be
. a no-brainer.
CAW-WA They have it pah-fect w’ight now, but
. they’ow ce-tain-wy be put to the test.
YAHOO You bet. When Satan is released at the very end
. and he goes out to deceive all those who have
. not chosen to honor God - Well, we know
. that there will be only one more battle.
JOYFUL The last battle! But God will win that one too.
. Which is the best news of all!
YAHOO It’s just so sad when people choose not to see
. or understand the love of God.
JOYFAL My feeling on this is that we should just
. enjoy God’s love to the fullest extent,
. and trust in His purposes. As well as
. do our part – always being ready to spread
. the good news.
CAW-WA Amen to that! Wew, ow show for today is done.
. Thanks foh joining us, and see you aw next time.